Summer bodies are made in winter (NSFW) If your body wasn’t where you wanted it to be this summer (guilty!) this is your reminder that summer bodies… CocktailsCocktalk October 12, 2022
We wish our neighbour mowed the lawn like this You know what they say, “you can pick and choose your friends, but not your neighbours”. So we’d be thanking… CocktailsCocktalk September 21, 2022
Customer told to keep their keen hands away from stripper’s peen When you go to watch a strip show there’s generally a set of etiquette rules that you have to abide… CocktailsCocktalk September 12, 2022
Monkey is fascinated with this hottie’s nipples We don’t imagine that monkeys kept in a zoo have the most exciting lives, but this one was living his… CocktailsCocktalk September 12, 2022
…And where do we find this magic windex? You probably don’t need us to tell you that doing chores doesn’t get any less laborious as you get older.… CocktailsCocktalk August 30, 2022
Fagony Aunt: I want to get gang-banged for my 30th birthday… how do I tell my girlfriend? I consider myself to be mostly straight/bicurious. I messed around with a few guys when I was in college, but… CocktailsCocktalk August 29, 2022
How else would we celebrate National Sports Day? (NSFW) You might think on National Sports Day that we would be encouraged to go out and play some, but then… CocktailsCocktalk August 29, 2022
QUIZ: Cut or Uncut? (Part 9) Username Password Remember Me Forgot Password CocktailsCocktalk August 12, 2022
“I’m an accountant” (NSFW parody) You might remember a little TikTok audio that sings about working “as an accountant”, because “nobody asks you questions when… CocktailsCocktalk August 2, 2022
Imagine seeing THIS at your local swimming pool You know at the start of Mortal Kombat you have to Choose Your Fighter, well this is like that, but… CocktailsCocktalk July 18, 2022
