You know what they say, “you can pick and choose your friends, but not your neighbours”. So we’d be thanking our lucky stars if this exhibitionist moved in next door. Wonder if he’d do our lawn after…

We’d be popping round there every couple of days to borrow a cup of spunk sugar.

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