If this Grindr snapshot proves one thing, it’s that romance is NOT dead. There are still some men out who will call you baby. That still wanna stare deeply into your eyes. And that still wanna bash one out onto your neck. GIRL, PLEASE. When someone says they’ll fuck for a pearl necklace they ain’t talking ’bout decorative spunking. They talking jewellery, boo! Get yo’ grotesque ass off my Grindr screen and down to Tiffany’s before you even talking ’bout putting your jism anywhere near me.


Sent in from Mark, London.


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