We were like totes obsessed with Buffy growing up, and it wasn’t just because we wanted Cordelia’s wardrobe or to get it on with Riley. It may have been pure fantasy, but it still taught us a thing or two about real life…
1. Saying things like this make you sound like a complete bell-end:
2. Sleeping with people can have bad consequences
3. Nobody can resist the unobtainable
4. Always act coy, even when half-naked
5. If he don’t want you, you don’t need the man!
6. Deep down, we’re 16 year-old girls too
7. Just because the sex is good, doesn’t mean he’s right for you
8. Basically everyone deals with boy problems like this:
9. Sex in the kitchen looks more glamorous than it actually is… (Or was it just us that got Ketchup in places we’d rather forget?)
10. Hot dance moves guarantee attention in a club (obviously)
11. When a bitch gets in your way, ruin her
12. Even the ones who love you can hurt you
13. Love isn’t logical
14. Find a man you have a deep connection with
15. Always have a best friend that has your back
16. THIS:
17. All boys are totally shallow
18. Love has nothing to do with gender
19. Acting a hoe in the club is not acceptable
20. You’ll always bump into an ex when you look like shit
21. The new boyfriend is always the enemy
22. Men only really have one thing on their mind
23. Flirting is a difficult art form
24. Slutty friends can always lift your mood
25. If you fuck someone’s man, expect revenge
26. Never let a man use you and walk away with it
27. Dirty talk and fighting talk are very similar
28. If deep-throating food impresses them, there’s something wrong
29. Throwing a Willow-style hissy because the boy you like got with someone way hotter is so uncouth
30. If somebody loves you, they’ll stick with you through anything:
