WORDS BY: Anthony Gilét

Every year X Factor becomes one of the hottest topics in the media, they change their line-up more frequently than the Sugababes and each cycle becomes more over the top than the last. But whether you like or loathe it, here’s our top 17 reasons for tuning in this year…

1. Dermott’s Bulge:

2. Nicole’s hair has more personality than some of the acts

SHA-MAZING:

SHA-SNORING:

3. Sharon Osbourne is more tranny than Ru Paul

4. Louis salivates over ‘his’ boys

5. Sam Bailey gives diva realness

We can’t be the only ones that see this resemblence…

6. Sam Callahan can’t sing, but he’s damn pretty to look at

And again…

And again…

7. Sunday night performances are usually hit or miss

HIT:

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MISS:

8. It’s all over Facebook, so you’ll be lost if you don’t

And for those that don’t know – this is Sandra…

9. It’s all over Twitter too…

10. And everyone has an opinion (including grossly outspoken TV personalities)

11. The second half of Nicole’s name is ZINGER!

Zinger verb; An exclamation of ownership. To win over someone else.

So, when Nicole’s act is in the bottom two, and she wins – she would say:

12. THIS…

13. It can make you feel pretty (even on an ‘ugly day’)

14. After they give it their all, Gary is still happy attempting to be the new Simon

14. You never know when Louis might say something like this…

15. Charlie Condou wasn’t wrong… 

We reckon she regrets that cut now…

16. This photo that looks like Hannah is on fire

17. Everything about Tamera in this performance

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We’re also loving Nicole’s hair (again) and her decision to stand up and bop along

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