UK reality show “My Massive Cock” delivers

No, you’re not dreaming, this is an actual true to God reality show. My Massive Cock aired on Channel 4 in the UK in 2022 and, truly, this country does television like nobody else…

The documentary features men with enormous cocks (naturally). They have to be nine and half inches or more when erect, while some have a girth of seven inches – a standard coca cola can has a girth of 4.8 inches if anyone is keeping score . “I do get lightheaded when fully hard,” says one of the subjects with a ten a half inch dick. The rest of us are getting lightheaded just looking.

We’ve featured one of our favorites below. Scott Longman, who is by no means shy in the locker room, gets his kit off and showers after a match. We can only imagine what his fellow teammates are thinking.

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