You’ve surely heard the saying, ‘whatever floats your boat’, well these guys will almost certainly get off on a boat, a bike, or over the hand-dryer. While the hands-free orgasm is definitely something to be admired, we almost have a new found respect for the guys wanking outside their box, and finding more unique things to get their rocks off.

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Motorbike

When he said he was taking his new beast out for a ride, this isn’t exactly what we pictured. Hopefully, he’s got a good seat cleaner in the garage.

Pillow

Lads have been fucking their pillows ever since they had uncontrollable horn and nowhere to put it. but that is the cum shot of a wet dream if we ever saw one.

Hand-Dryer

Well, we’re be sure to take an extra look next time we’re drying our hands in Nandos.

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