We previously wrote about Star Trek actor George Takei fondling former skateboarder Jason Ellis on The Howard Stern show, although we were unaware that this happened on more than one occassion.

In fact, (as a Brit that never watched the show), it seems that Takei was there on a regular basis, groping straight men as part of their shenanigans. How do I get that gig? Asking for a friend…

In this instance the fondled phallace in question belonged to Jonah Falcon (pictured), you remember the guy claiming to to have the world’s biggest penis. Honestly… all we see is lies, tbh. Don’t get us wrong, looks like a good ol’ handful, but world’s biggest? Me thinks probably not.

Then there were Takei’s 80th birthday celebrations, where moments included him staring at a couple of assholes; and we don’t mean he was looking at William and Kate’s wedding photos.

He was then serenaded by the Naked Boys Singing of Broadway… (Sorry we couldn’t uncover any uncensored snaps).

Then staffer for the show Benjy Bronk flopped out his dick for Takei – up close and personal.

While George said Benjy’s penis was lacking in length and refused to praise it on the whole, he was very gentle with his critique. “Penises come in all sizes. All shapes. All forms” George told Benjy. “The head is lovely.”

And while you can’t see much from this angle, this happened shortly after Bronk flaunted his erect dick on Twitter. A tweet that seems to be lost in the wormhole of the internet.

And if that wasn’t enough birthday shenanigans, Takei got to grope Jason Ellis once more. (Again, sadly censored). Um, it’s my birthday in December and why do I have a feeling all my friends are gonna get me is half a chicken at Nando’s?

See more of Jason’s uncensored dick

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