“Neighbours should be there for one another, that’s when good neighbours become good friends”, so go the lyrics of the ever-popular Aussie soap. So be sure to lend your neighbour a ‘helping hand’, a cup of ‘milk’ or – without being suggestive – a good fucking, this National Good Neighbour Day (28th September).

Kind of like those two guys that became socially distanced wank buddies during coronavirus.

Anyone who’s hooked up with someone in their building knows there’s something hot about it; well, until he gets back with his ex-boyfriend and you’re sharing a very awkward lift ride… so I’ve heard.

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