Today is apparently Beer Can Appreciation Day. According to National Today, January 24th is the day that beer was first sold in cans; meaning we could get pissed in public without the use of a bottle opener.

While we could celebrate by cracking open a cold one (and probably will), we naturally thought of a better way for us all to celebrate together. An appreciation for their use as a girth-measurement tool.

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