Melania Trump will begrudgingly decorate the fucking White House Christmas tree once more before her husband is kicked from his role as president.
As most of us are aware, Melania hates nothing more than doing the “fucking decorations” as revealed in leaked audio footage of Mrs. Trump earlier this year.
“I’m working … my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?” she moaned. “But I need to do it, right?”
“Give me a f*cking break!”
Alas, Stephanie Grisham, the first lady’s press secretary and chief of staff, spoke to PEOPLE magazine, insisting that Melania is very much “looking forward to once again opening the People’s House for Christmas.”
“It is an annual tradition that she has enjoyed designing since June,” she added.
Liza Minelli. LIEZ.
