Ben Cohen is back! And he’s stripped out of his rugby kit.

Has anybody actually heard a peep out of him since the webcam sex scandal? It was like Cohen disappeared after that made headlines, but clearly people still want him on their walls for the next 12 months. And it’s not hard to see why…

Our only criticism is that the whole thing looks like it was shot in an hour with one rack of clothes. Which for someone who plays sport for a living is a little lazy, (if I had a calendar you’d see my rolling around in whipped cream, hay, piss – the lot!)

However, Cohen continues to age like fine wine, meaning we’d guzzle every last drop while our parents are out.