Chris Pine has perhaps been talking about his penis for so long he’s forgotten how to talk about anything else. Swear, if I don’t see the most perfect penis I’ve ever seen in my life, after all this hype, well that’ll be pretty naff.

“A lot has been made about me being nude, and quite honestly, I’m only naked for — it’s no Fassbender situation,” Pine said referring the length of his… scene, in the upcoming Outlaw King.

Although according to Pine, the scene is the only thing shorter in length: “I mean, I’d certainly match him,” he tells Radio 1.

We’ll be the judge of that.