A funny story about Mario Lopez: the first time I was caught by a parent cracking one out, was to Mario Lopez naked. Well, it was Mario Lopez’ head stuck onto some porn star’s body. OK, so that was more a story about me, but Mario Lopez’ head was involved.
Not the kinda head we really want though…
Ever since we saw him in that stretchy lycra singlet in Saved By The Bell (see below) his place in our spank bank has been as firm as his ass. Which even Dr. Christian Troy had to admire on Nip/Tuck.
He’s also a keen fisher – and while we may not know anything about all that – we can certainly help him hold the rod? Having turned 45 (?!) today – October 10th – we’ve taken a peek at all the other times he got our pulses racing.