Seen as today is Colton Haynes burrrtday (July 13th) – we decided to turn up the thermostat in the C&C towers, and well, your office too. As far as we know Haynes is still single following his split from Jeff Leatham but can’t imagine him being single for long. 

Since coming out, Haynes has already got married, then divorced, starred in a Ryan Murphy series, done a couple Attitude covers and been to rehab. Sounds like the stereotypical gay projectory if you ask us. 

Most of his portfolio is made up for half-naked scenes/shoots, and so – *Oprah voice* – “let’s celebrate that… hello!” 

All of those shower/locker room scenes

Or that time his booty was there to support the USA

Or this uber cute bed shoot

When he went hell for leather for Steven Klien

That big (but oddly shaped) bulge in his shiny blue thong

Or that time his butt was the star of this D&G ad

Whatever this is

His well-documented beach visits

When he gifted you his nipples for Christmas

That time he his fingers smelt so good, but couldn’t remember of who

Or when he ditched blue/white collar, for a black studded one

Naturally, we like to end things on a *bum* note…

We can’t say for certain that this one is him…

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