We like to drift into TOWIE every now and then when we’ve finished Netflix blockbuster – which, ironically, is less scripted. And looks like we tuned in at the right point — just as Mike Hassini and Dan Edgar were soaping themselves off.

The boys were preparing for the masquerade ball (possibly the season finale?), although that isn’t the only kind of ball we were hoping to see. Then we realised we were tuned-in to ITV.

We’re not sure whether Bobby was mad that Mike had just snatched his weave, or mesmerised Mike’s booty. He’s certainly putting the ‘ass’ in Hassini.