Anybody who’s thrown on a lycra leotard at an after party knows how they ain’t letting you conceal a single thing. Something we’re sure the producers of Celebrity Big Brother were well aware when they starting doling out the onesies.

The Barchelorette’s Chad didn’t seem overly keen about having his dick on show, and attempts to tone it down by wearing a pair of shorts over the top. CBB were having NONE of it. Demanding him put them back on, which he demands a realistic $500,000 for…

After forcing him to wear the onesie on it’s own, Chad procrastinates about tucking in his giblets to show no bulge, or just going “full dick”.