You know the thirst is real when you’ve exhausted your Grindr, Hornet, Scruff, Recon, Jack’d, Manhunt, etc, etc, and have to move on to social networks to trawl for cock. First piece of advice, get a profile pic. Or at least a fake one. Homosexuality is rife enough that nobody fucks a blank profile. The same reason nobody has used a glory hole since the 70s. Secondly, when the guy calls you out on it, trying to retract your desperate chat-up in some feeble attempt to salvage a bit of dignity, will only make you look worse.


Sent in from Patrick, Australia.

Witnessed the worst kind of thirst? We want it, obvs.

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