As if sex in the woods wasn’t hot enough before.

So, it appears that Joey Branning, played by David Witts is actually causing quite a stir on the Square. Albert Square, not Soho (unfortunately). Not only have Eastenders finally taken a leaf out of the Hollyoaks book and actually cast someone worth doing (John Partridge aside), but they’ve cast someone that would even put the men of 90210 to shame!

We’re currently basking in the drool-provoking shots of the actor frolicking in the forest topless. And while we’ll admit  that his package in the under photo looks slightly odd, you can bet you’re ass that we’ll be the first to investigate. #JustSaying. So, whenever you’re ready David just drop us a line.