If it feels like society is falling apart right now, you’re right. And honestly, we will know that balance has been restored when they bring back the making of nude rugby calendars.

Enter: Frederic Cermeno… (Not to be confused with the equally fine Frederic Deltour).

And who is this lucky lady with our dream job? We’d be perfectly qualified having years of experience in undressing men. Imagine being a stylist, and they tell you you’re going to work on a nude rugby calendar shoot… We’d do that shit as volunteer work.

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