In the words of Mariah Carey, “All I want for Christmas is… stripper dicks under Santa hats”.

This drag queen looks like the cat that got the spunk as she gets the festive honour of unwrapping these excitable strippers. Ahhh, it’s just what she always wanted! We wonder where she registered for gifts like these.

And we can only imagine the look on the audience’s face when these sexy Santas emptied their sacks.

Certainly looks more fun than the office Christmas party.

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