One of the first contestants to set foot – and dick – on the Naked Attraction: Italia stage was Matteo.

We covered some of them in the series’ debut, but now there are GIFs. And one thing we’ve noticed over the last few weeks is that Italy definitely spends a lot more time focusing on the contestant’s genitals.

Although when we do that with our camera we get a lawsuit!

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Matteo had his pick of two pretty women, and they were stuck with his low-hanging balls and full bush… what a shame 😉