Clearly, we won’t be out in the pub getting shit-faced today. Of all days! Nothing celebrates St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland like day drinking. Well, apart from revisiting some of the note-worthy sex scandals of the Irish.

Gavin Whyte

Footballer Gavin Whyte was forced to apologise after committing what was deemed as a “public sex act”. The reality was a drunk lad helicopering his penis in the street. Hardly the most heinous of crimes.

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“Gay icon”

The Cathal McCarron story was huge at the time of its release, depicting the straight-identifying footballer as a… well, a submissive cum pig. While there’s no shame in that being your identity, McCarron claimed he felt “disgusted” after partaking. Not so disgusted he didn’t make half a dozen of them – at least.

In his memoir, he later claimed that he had been referred to as “a gay icon”. Hardly. If we hailed every closet case that sucked dick with that title, we might as well spit on Diana’s grave.

Still, that first video was hot.

Alter Romp

There Are a Lot of Gay Catholic Priests, Says 'New York Times' Report

Despite the Vatican saying homosexuality is a “sin”, clearly one doth protest too much. Back in 2018 an Irish priest was caught having gay sex – while in his vestments – on the alter. He later took “personal leave” to reportedly deal with his mental health and addiction issues.

Alleged singer’s sex tape leak

A few years ago, a rumour whirling through the studios of a British television network claimed there was a video of one-half of Jedward getting jizzed on his face. But was it really him? We’re still not decided.

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