Toxic masculinity is often found in the lad’s lockerroom, but former New England Patriots player Tom Brady is swatting that away with one hand… and sizing up his teammates junk with the other.

In a recent interview with Howard Stern (via Zoom), Brady said that the players become accustomed to seeing each other out of their kit. However, he details that Rob Gronkowski was particularly happier naked.

“You get used to it,” he said, “I mean every guy’s penis looks the exact same… A man’s a man.”

That comment clearly comes from the untrained eye.

When prompted by Stern, (know for his outlandish, homoerotic stunts), Brady added that Gronkowski (who is 6’5, just FYI) has a big one. “Yes he does, it’s amazing,” he admitted. “It’s exactly what you would expect it to be.”

“That guy is like a Greek god, his body, that guy is jacked up,” Brady continued.

“It’s funny, because I think they still let reporters into the locker room… Gronk would get naked, and literally throw this towel over his shoulder, and just walk through the locker room with all the reporters, and I would just laugh, because Gronk, he doesn’t give a shit, he’d just strut through.”

Which we know to be true from these GIFs which caught the player stripping while the team were being interviewed.