We’ve never cared more about the planet than seeing underwear model Pietro Boselli put his dick inside a seashell. Although, granted, a fairly big seashell. Kinda looks like one of those ugly beach hats you put on babies so they don’t burn.

The math-teacher-turned-model posed fully naked on a beach, with only the shell covering his modesty.

We’re not entirely sure what the message is, but we think it’s mostly: Stop scrolling! Look at my naked body! While you’re here – stop treating the earth like trash!

Works for us! *Recycles profusely*