Why are straight men are obsessed with other straight men touching their bits? (And we’re referring to actual straight men, not the faux-kind birthed from celibacy). Honestly, we’re not sure, but we’re glad they are.

In this video, a ginger footballer basically wanders round the locker room asking his team mates to touch his junk. Surprisingly, more accept his proposition than refuse it. We’re guessing it’s a familiar form of heterosexual hijinx (albeit not hugely heterosexual).

Watch the NSFW video here