In a bit of a funk? Drink a lil’ spunk! If you suffer from depression, and thought Netflix, early nights and regular exercise was the answer, you’ve been doing it all wrong.
The best news for cum-buckets since it was alleged that semen is good for your skin, is that it now cures depression. Or helps with it, at least. That’s what The State University of New York is claiming, anyway. Hey, we don’t even need to hear the results, count us on board. Although if you need any guinea pigs to test the theory…
Although it should be stated that the study was only conducted on women, how different are we really anyway?
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The study compared the sex lives (or lack of) of 300 students, and by analyzing the chemicals found in their bodies post-coitus, they noticed that those who had unprotected sex were less depressed.
HMM… Is that really because jizz is a recipe for joy, or because condoms suck?
Well, the results found that seminal fluid contained chemicals that raised the moods of the subjects, allowed them to sleep easier, and contained at least three “anti-depressants.” Research before this has shown that semen contains serotonin and melatonin. Both of wish are responsible for a decent night’s kip and balancing the central nervous system.
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The study states:
“Not only were females who were having sex without condoms less depressed, but depressive symptoms and suicide attempts among females who used condoms were proportional to the consistency of condom use. For females who did not use condoms, depression scores went up as the amount of time since their last sexual encounter increased.”
Although let’s not take this word as bible and prance around barebacking just for the sake of it. No point being less depressed and having an A-Z of diseases. In fact, if we were to take an unscientific guess, we’d say that you’d absorb the ‘nut nutrients’ by gargling and spitting. Which has to be safer, surely?
[H/t: Gay Pop Buzz]