According to an Italian newspaper, The Daily Fact, police were called to step-in to a raucous gay orgy in Vatican City. And not to whip out their truncheons and join the party. Apparently the neighbours complaints are what drew officials attention to the property, owned by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.
The tenant on the agreement is the secretary of Cardinal Francesco Coccopalmerio, a key adviser to Pope Francis. Ooh chile, scandal at the Vatican (again).
Reports also say that drugs were found on the premises. What ha-happened? The Blood of Christ just not cutting it, we guess! Along with a string of men getting their willies wet. The priest – who was inline for promotion to Bishop – was taken for questioning.
We’re sure all the naked men just appeared from the fires of hell, and he was attempting to scare them away by putting his genitalia in their mouth.
While the city is left in shock (not shock), NewNowNext reminds us that in 2015, leaked documents indicated that the Vatican owned a number of knocking shops and happy ending massage parlors around the cities where the priests would get their poles polished.
How y’all devout Christians feel about gay marriage now? Or are gang bangs OK as long as we ain’t exchanging vows? We allowed to play with rings, but just not exchange them? OK, we’re done, now…
