Trolling through half-naked pics of gorgeous celebs is part of our job – claro (that’s Spanish for ‘obviously’). And in doing so, we’ve noticed a number of straight celebrities that seem like they’d look even better with their face in the pillow. The list is compiled of how frequently they flaunt their ass-ets, the beauty of the booty, and rumours we’ve heard through the glory hole.
James Franco
Between the time that drag queen yanked Franco’s pants down to reveal a jockstrap, to taking it like a power bottom in sinister gay porn drama King Cobra, along with a multitude of comments and speculation surrounding his sexuality, and we reckon Franco would take to bottoming like a dick duck to water.
Zac Efron
Aside from the fact that most of us would wanna top Zac, regardless of whether he was a good bottom or not (not to mention argue whether he is actually ‘straight’) – doesn’t he just looks great in those positions?
David McIntosh
Underwear model and British reality star David McIntosh must’ve worked hard to get a big-big-booty like that, and he ain’t afraid to show it off. And as my friend Carly truly stated of the nudes: “He ain’t bending over like that for himself!”
See what she’s talking about in theĀ NSFW snaps here
Sam Callahan
X Factor singer Callahan has never been shy about flashing his peachy butt – but it wasĀ thoseĀ sex tape GIFs that showed us how comfortable heĀ reallyĀ was with his own back entry. (Which due to request of his management, we have removed from our site). We know sloppabottomus’ that can’t cop-a-squat like that, so we reckon he’s ready to upgrade from digit to dick.
Tom Hardy
Not only does Tom Hardy have the beefy arse of a butcher’s wife, from his alleged My Space pics, he knows how to present it like a pro-bottom too. Hmm, tell us it’s true internet!
Stephen Bear
OK Stephen Bear walks a fine line on the ‘celebrity’ title, but as with Sam Callahan, Bear had snaps leaked online of himĀ getting to grips with his G-spot. Bear may have pissed off a load of people while on Celebity Big Brother, but nobody’s given him the finger as hard as it gave it to himself. Also, check the way he’s presenting below, it’s very “I’ll leave the door open, come in and fuck me, and leave.”
Channing TatumĀ
Channing Tatum was blessed with the beefy booty of a Greek God, and he’s put it on show more than a handful of times, (and in a thong!). We’ve also seen the way he grinds and twerks while stripping, and those moves just come too natural to waste.
Besides, if he can get topped by Elton John and Ellen Degeneres, they’re too of the gayest men in the world. Tatum also spoke in the past about experimenting with guys… So, if you ever needed proof of a high power — whoomp, there it is.
Kirk Norcross
You only have to look at Kirk (or his sex tape) to know he’s a bit kinky, with that cigarette hanging out his mouth, and his legs generously spread while he bashes one out. MHMM, four beers and some spit on your fingers, and y’all good to go. Also, let’s take a look at that time he sported a jockstrap for Attitude magazine…
Jake Gyllenhaal
Not only does Jake Gyllenhaal have a cracker of an ass (and the face of a bearded bottom you’d be lucky to meet at Folsom Street Fair), but hips don’t lie, and Jake’s are saying he’s got the rhythm to rock your world. Besides, if he can take a dick for the first time without lube (Brokeback Mountain), enough said…
Alexander SkarsgardĀ
Not all bottoms have to have big bouncing cheeks, and Skarsgard’s tight toosh is living proof of that. I mean, if you can bottom for Ryan Kwanteen…
Ashley CainĀ
Ashley Cain falls into that category of Muscle Mary straight boys, covered in tattoos, that shave their dick bald – and are freaky af in the bedroom. They’re always down to be fingered like a bowling ball — if not, more. On bottom top of that, Cain loves to flaunt those cakes…
Justin Bieber
Bieber gets his arse out more often than Amber Rose, although that’s not certainly not a criticism, at least not now he’s starting hitting the squat rack. Wearing those jeans halfway down his thighs like he’s a rude boy from Penge, we’d tell him to get in the sea but he already did that – and his undies went see-through, *smirk*.