Chris Pratt has been setting hearts and groins on fire since his big screen career began has began to sky-rocket over the past couple years. So, it’s no wonder that Vanity Fair snapped the dream boy up for their debut cover. Pratt takes a dip, before getting warmed up by a fire (though our crack would’ve been just as cosy). We’re sure most of our readers would let Chris ride their dirt track.

But, you know, if we could have a little more nipple and a little less wedding ring – that’d do our wank bank a world of good, huns.

Photogrpahy: Mark Seliger