Irish fighter Conor McGregor stole our thirst earlier this year, and he’s come a long way since then. Now he’s the “insert fighting title” champion! We’re totes pleased for him. But even more pleased that he announced his title wearing jeans so skinny they’d cut off the blood to an emo’s ankles. Yes hunny, we’re here for that.


In fact, we reckon he could be the champion of any ring if he wanted.