We love Adele. That goes without saying. Who doesn’t? Not loving Adele is like hating on Mother Teresa (although I did hear that she was actually a total bitch, but she was hardly Hitler). And now photos are doing the rounds of her super sexy bodyguard. Imagine having this dream boat around you 24/7, protecting you from crazed fans and making sure you lotion properly after the shower. Forget the rain, he’d been Setting Fire to my vagina if that was my security. Obviously, everyone that uses Twitter is a total social media stalker, and delved into the Adonis’ Instagram, and uncovered him as Peter Van Der Veen; former bodybuilder and bodyguard for Gaga.

She must’ve fucked him. You seen the way that pussy is on heat in AHS. Wonder if that’s why she was in a wheelchair for a bit.