By Anthony Gilét


America’s Got Talent tosspot judge Howard Stern has laid into singer Sam Smith, calling him an “ugly motherfucker” and “fat”. The oil painting made the remarks on his show (which must clearly need a ratings-boost), saying “Do you know what I love about that guy? He’s an ugly motherfucker. He’s fat. And I love it.”

Stern, who is known for his dashing looks and perfect physique, went on “You know what, he looks gay to me. Not that anybody looks gay but he does seem effeminate.” Whereas chanelling Curly Sue screams masculinity.

“I like that he’s chubby and gay, that’s why I love him”. Everybody is chubby to bean pole. And while we’re here, a middle-aged man with the body of a bulimic teenage girl, is not a good look babe.

He continued to run his gums, “That’s how you know how good that song [Stay With Me] is… he’s fat and he’s gay and little girls worship him.” Howard told his half a dozen listeners.


Howard Stern, can I introduce you to someone? It’s called a reality check. How, when you look like a pedophilic vagrant, do you think you’re in a position to hurl insults at anybody? Sit yo’ raggedy ass down. With whatever you’d call that travesty of a hair do.

Howard Stern’s what, like 92 years-old? You’d think a man of that age would have some maturity. I’m all for a bit of deserved shade-throwing, but his comments were neither witty, nor funny. But that’s the sad truth of people that feel the need to say controversial things because they crave attention like oxygen. If only ‘desperation’ was recognised as a disease we could give the bitch a course of antibiotics and forget her.

Moreover, there’s a reason why you’re sitting in a radio station and Sam Smith is being played on it. He has talent. You barely have relevance. Think about that when you’re dipping that soggy hobnob into your tea playing Sam’s next number one.

Maybe he should read the message from Sam Smith’s dad, for an initial step towards a healthy perspective on things.