It’s a ‘scientific’ fact that 80% of Grindr users are seriously deluded. Obvs. So sometimes when one gets really into a hook up, or in many cases – even has the audacity to message you in the first place – you have to really crank up your playing. You can just picture him sitting there with his cock out, not really on board with it, but just so pleased he’s getting laid.


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