OOOH CHILD! Thing were getting hot up in the Ellen studio! Well, maybe not for Ellen, her vagina was probably like a freezer when Channing Tatum introduced the buff dancers starring in his Magic Mike Live! Vegas show. But hey, kudos to her, she knows how to snag a good guest. Even elderly Edna was indulging in the dancers thrusting the floor to Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’.
But we were left with one question: so, is this show PG or are they gonna show peen? Like ’cause that’s relatively important before we go all the way to Vegas. We understand why Channing chose the location, ’cause you get robbed for every penny while 50 year-old waitresses bathing in cheap make-up bring you large portions of cardiac arrest on a lukewarm plate. But did it have to be so far from London? *Throws toys out of pram*