Is it a train? Is it a plane? Well, yes. And coaches, and buses, and really anywhere you pay for a ticket to sit in an uncomfortable seat.

There’s definitely a thrill that accompanies hooking up in public, but we’d say that the one that comes with getting off on public transport is mostly outweighed by the sheer risk of getting caught.

Nevertheless, that hasn’t stopped these guys from getting rocks off while travelling.

One guy super-soaks himself with his own cumshot… so… we can only presume he walked home topless in the middle of the night. Another reveals his fat cock while sitting near a bus driver.

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