French footballer Morgan Sanson currently plays Midfield for Nice, and while we’d love to sit here and talk stats with you – the far more important matter is Sanson’s epic wardrobe malfunction.

Naturally, this isn’t the first this has happened in a game of football and (hopefully) won’t be the last. Sanson and his uncut meat obviously have nothing to be embarrassed about…

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