With all this talk about the British public being drafted, we accidentally fell into a ‘hole’ lot of army porn. Well, if we’re gonna get blown to bits on the front-line, then we might as well get blown in the barracks first. It’s the TikTok girls that are keeping up entertained by day, and the OnlyFans keeping us entertained at night.
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Though we can assume there’s a few fumbles going down here and there, we highly doubt the barracks are like the sex-fuelled orgies we’d fantasise about. And certainly not worth going to war over.
How about we just declare a ceasefire and then fuck in our uniforms? That’s how they’d solve war if polyamorous people made the decisions around here…
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