If this is cards night with the boys, we want in. When a harmless game of strip poker involves getting your cock out when losing a round, consider us very happy losers. Or sore losers, considering where the cock goes next.

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While we’d love to believe this is what straight lads get up to when they’re left to their own devices, we haven’t heard of many straight guys shaving and maintaining their balls quite like these guys have. Maybe they’re not quite as straight as we’d like to believe.

Either way, it looks like a more lively game of poker than what we’re used to. Consider this our next game night suggestion.

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