What is it about a pizza delivery man fantasy? It’s not the uniform. It’s not the quality of the food. It’s not the power dynamic. If it’s anything to go by, this naughty Twitter/X video from user ‘HorseLong’ Adam… maybe it’s the extra large sausage that springs right out of the box. Hey if our deliveroo driver came horse hung and ready to go like this, we’d tip extra too. And by tipping extra we mean taking more than just the tip.
REALTED: Get your pizza while it’s hot (NSFW)
Who can honestly be bothered cooking in the dead of winter anyway? We might be calling up a few muscled tattooed pizza delivery boys like this one. Forget the ‘health kick’ NY resolutions, we’re back to stuffing our face…
And actually fits in to C&C’s ‘Big Dick Reveal’ series…
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