Every now and then we come across a guy that we just know has the internet in a chokehold, (cue the ‘yes please choke me’ thought-trains), and we believe Santiago Elissalt is one of those guys.

We’ve struggled to find his account on X but we’ve still managed to round a – ahem – hefty handful of photos that will undoubtedly have you hooked.

What we do know is that Santiago was even linked to Ricky Martin’s divorce as an alleged reason for Ricky’s (again alleged) infidelity, and subsequently, the couple’s divorce.

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