Whether it’s giving head on a tractor or bending over in the middle of a sunflower field there are many ways to celebrate Farmer’s Day (12th October) – and yes, that’s a thing.
So give a cock-a-doodle-doo to these real life farmers getting it all out for your viewing pleasure. Farmer Blake describes himself as a 6ft 5” human bull looking for hardworking farmhands. Well, call me Old McDonald and get me a home out on the range. We’ve seen the kind of work these farmhands are in for.
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Nawwty Knoxx is one of his regulars and is left to pick up the slack, giving a helping hand not just to Farmer Blake but to any of the blokes who need it.
There are more than a few things on the farm that need milking (and more than one way to take a hayride).
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