How arresting.

While its common knowledge that policemen are usually – ahem – equipped as they patrol the streets, we weren’t expecting to this kind of weapon. (Not sure how much crime they’d reduce chasing crackheads down the street with their schlong flapping around).

So, this is why they call it the long arm of the law? Well we know some bucket bitches about to go on a crime spree.

Sidebar: British people might want to mute the video if they aim to retain their boner.

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