As we get older the prospect of shopping for new sheets only gets more exciting. But was it ever ‘boner at the department store’ exciting?

Much like Samantha Jones’ house party policy (“if you fuck on that sofa you buy it”), we would imagine that BB&B has the same policy toward light masturbation on their bedding.

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