The NSFW creativity of the internet blows our minds sometimes.
In this clip, a man has styled his penis in a mini outfit (and you thought the people who dressed up their pets were nuts), and not just any outfit; a military uniform. And we have a feeling this soldier is used to being in the trenches.
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Are we surprised that a penis is more prepared to serve its country than the people living in it? No, because war is bad and while cocks have heads, they don’t have brains.
Also, we can’t take this veteran seriously with that singing.
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