We’re all excited for Christmas, but this guy is maybe more excited than most; maybe he’s got someone to stuff after he does the turkey. Actually, we think this video was for Thanksgiving, which is why your man is dressed like a horny pilgrim.

Most of us, however, spend the day with our family so it probably wouldn’t be appropriate to lay the table with a stonking hard-on. Unless your dad looks like John Cena, then that’s kinda natural.

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Although, if he’s not visiting his parents… who papered the walls like that? The light fitting is also a bit of a distraction; and when the gays are looking at the interior design instead of your cock, there might be an issue. However, we did also spend time noticing said cock, so we think it’s safe to say we’d still bang him on that nasty mahogany table.

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