“FFS! Who gave him 2mls?”

You can just picture the queens at this chill-out freaking out that he’s got his knob out in front of the neighbours. Weren’t people always so paranoid about the neighbours?

That may not be the case here, but between the nudity and the erratic dancing, we’re gonna take a wild stab and say Susan’s gone squiffy.

Meanwhile, the neighbours are shouting “You’ll be on YouTube tonight, pal!”

Bless middle-aged heteros thinking that would make a blind bit of difference to a queen who’s about to go and collapse in the kitchen, or on Grindr shag’s cock.

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