“Have you got any shorts?”

It’s the first question the sluts ask as they walk through the door into a stranger’s apartment, eager to both alleviate their G-sweats and take a step toward being as naked as possible. Then you’ve got the one who has work the next day and won’t shut the fuck up about it. The Grindr zombies and the phone thieves are also in tow.

If you follow me on social media you might know that I’ve been trying to get more into video/comedy content creation more so lately, and this sketch was inspired by an article I wrote a number of years back: 25 Things You Hear at a Chill Out. I haven’t been to one in a fair amount of time, but I presume nothing’s changed?

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