What’s well-spread in bed, but badly on trains? Men

It’s a known fact that after germs, men’s legs are the worst thing to spread on public transport.

Women have been begging men for some time now to do the exact opposite of what they want them to do: keep your legs closed. However, a man with his legs open certainly isn’t a bad thing if you change the location.

It’s all about time-place appropriateness.

The appropriate time? Now. And the appropriate seat? Our face.

The science behind the act of manspreading boils the act down to the avoidance of testicular compression, as well as having wider pelvises than women. Although, the reasons they do this during sex