The man behind 300, Zack Snyder has penned a zombie comedy for Netflix, but if you think you’re going to be seeing hung zombie cock, then you’re about to be disappointed.

Army of the Dead – which has already been released in Spain – centres around a zombie apocalypse in Las Vegas, where cash-hungry pals enter the zombie quarantine zone to pull off a heist.

In an interview with the Sunday Times, Snyder told them, “We had a sequence where one of the male strippers had a huge penis with a bite taken out of it,” Snyder divulged. “We thought that was too much.”

If we were zombies they’re the delicacy we’d start with.

As The Sword points out, there are already audiences tuning into Zombie porn, so perhaps they’d have acquired a new niche viewership. Although if the zombie was biting him, we presume the stripper was still alive at this point.

Snyder also revealed recently that his pitch for 300-style Spartan thriller centered around a gay love story was rejected by Warner Bros.

C’mon guys… you’re killing us.

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